1 00:00:03,630 --> 00:00:04,630 That was fun. 2 00:00:05,910 --> 00:00:07,970 Yes, Jasmine, it is always fun. 3 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:10,910 But... What? 4 00:00:11,170 --> 00:00:12,230 The thing with the thingy? 5 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:16,329 I love the thingy. 6 00:00:17,790 --> 00:00:20,170 Especially when you do the thingy with the whatchamacallit. 7 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:24,950 But I was thinking, we've been going out for a month now. 8 00:00:26,010 --> 00:00:28,110 Maybe it's time we took things to the next level. 9 00:00:28,490 --> 00:00:29,490 Cool. 10 00:00:35,110 --> 00:00:38,930 This isn't exactly what I meant, but... Okay. 11 00:01:09,399 --> 00:01:11,720 God, this is the best book I've ever read. 12 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,300 I just can't put it down. 13 00:01:14,220 --> 00:01:16,580 Well, you better. I've been waiting on you for an hour. 14 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,220 Are you going to do me or what? 15 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,160 Man, I just want to finish the chapter. 16 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:23,380 You can't keep stringing me along. 17 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:26,980 Woman, I said I'm going to do you. I just want to finish the chapter. 18 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:31,940 Fine, but hurry up. I don't want to lose this loving feeling. 19 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,400 Okay, what? 20 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:39,750 Are you doing now? 21 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:42,090 I'm on with tech support. 22 00:01:42,690 --> 00:01:43,690 English! 23 00:01:44,530 --> 00:01:45,509 For what? 24 00:01:45,510 --> 00:01:46,510 My computer. 25 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:48,010 I thought you threw that thing away. 26 00:01:48,290 --> 00:01:51,370 That doesn't mean I don't want to know what was wrong with it. 27 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:53,290 Windows 95. 28 00:01:57,330 --> 00:02:01,590 733, 734, 735. 29 00:02:01,850 --> 00:02:03,730 Great. Now you're counting pennies? 30 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:06,790 I was. 31 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:15,240 One, two, three. 32 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:16,520 Okay, you know what? 33 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:20,460 It's clear you don't want me. It's clear I repulse you. 34 00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:24,900 You'd be better off without me. The world would be better off without me. So 35 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,200 tomorrow, I die. 36 00:02:28,220 --> 00:02:29,220 No, no, die? 37 00:02:29,460 --> 00:02:32,820 Tomorrow is the day they were supposed to finally make love. 38 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:34,860 No, that was tonight. 39 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:39,520 No, tonight with book reading, penny counting, tech support, and jarring 40 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,520 preserves. 41 00:02:42,030 --> 00:02:44,690 You need to talk to your shrink about how you keep getting things all confused 42 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:46,670 because, frankly, it's affecting our relationship. 43 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:50,650 No, I am sure it was tonight. 44 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:52,810 Jennifer, who is the sane one? 45 00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:56,210 You are, baby. 46 00:03:00,870 --> 00:03:02,170 So, then, tomorrow? 47 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,710 Definitely. I promise. 48 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:07,190 Great. 49 00:03:08,190 --> 00:03:09,810 Then tomorrow, I leave. 50 00:03:14,399 --> 00:03:17,500 Jasmine, first of all, let me say, though, you didn't make it to the 51 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,080 Your gymnastics training was not for naught. 52 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,480 But it was for naughty. 53 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:27,720 Naughty? Hey, clever. 54 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,360 See, I love the word play. We do connect. 55 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,160 Which is why I'm thinking it's time we take this to the next level. 56 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:37,600 Cool. No, no, no, no, no. 57 00:03:39,140 --> 00:03:41,480 Not that level, girl. I'm still trying to work out a cramp. 58 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,250 I was talking about us. 59 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:45,730 You know, our relationship. 60 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:49,550 If we're going to be seeing each other, maybe I can help you out in your career. 61 00:03:49,890 --> 00:03:53,310 You can get me transferred from the Gap at the Grove to the Gap at the Beverly 62 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:54,310 Center. 63 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:56,310 Do you sizzle, Big Whistle? 64 00:03:59,130 --> 00:04:00,130 Any whoozle. 65 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:03,590 You have goals beyond the Gap, don't you? 66 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:06,370 I heard you say you're interested in fashion design. 67 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,130 Yes, totally. 68 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:09,870 It's my dream. 69 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:11,790 What I want more than anything. 70 00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:13,780 Ooh, and acting. 71 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:19,720 Acting? Oh, dear God, no. Honey, that's the first rung on the ladder to madness. 72 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,280 But fashion designs, eh? 73 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:23,560 That's stable. 74 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:27,720 Got your top, your bottoms, your culottes. 75 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:29,860 Yeah, I know. 76 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:35,080 That's why I took a job at the Gap. I thought maybe if I do a good job, they'd 77 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,620 let me show my designs to someone. 78 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,700 Well, Jasmine opening the doors to dressing rooms. 79 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,340 isn't exactly opening doors to a career. 80 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:45,160 You don't know that. 81 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,600 I'm a valued member of the Gap Team. 82 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:51,360 Well, I'm a valued member of the real world. 83 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:53,400 No way! You were on the real world? 84 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:59,100 No, Jasmine, I'm just saying, I know how things operate in the real world. 85 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:03,040 If you want to be taken seriously in a particular field, you've got to have 86 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,040 certain credentials. 87 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:07,680 Hey, have you ever considered going to design school? 88 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:09,720 I consider going to FIDM. 89 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:12,870 But some mean girl told me it was really hard to get in. 90 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:18,070 I don't know much about FIDM, but I do have a client on the board of the 91 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:19,890 Institute of Design and Merchandise. 92 00:05:21,730 --> 00:05:23,450 Hey, if I DM FIDM. 93 00:05:25,270 --> 00:05:27,710 Anyway, I can put in a good word for you. You got a portfolio? 94 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:31,950 No, but I have lots of samples of my work in a big binder. 95 00:05:33,790 --> 00:05:35,830 Great! I'll set something up. 96 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,170 Okay, thanks. 97 00:05:40,970 --> 00:05:46,350 up one of your clients too no why because i'd really love to act with him 98 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:50,630 let's make that our backup plan 99 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:18,740 I gotta be going. 100 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:19,719 Me too. 101 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:20,720 Oh, me first. 102 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,680 Wait a minute. You guys, wait. Wait just a little bit longer. I'm sure Jennifer 103 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,700 will be home. You said that an hour ago. 104 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,620 You can't leave. It's our first cocktail party as a couple. 105 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:30,900 What a cocktail. 106 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:31,960 And the party. 107 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,100 And the couple. 108 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:40,020 Okay, you know what? I'm out. Me too. Me first. Oh, uh -uh -uh. Sit your ass 109 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:41,780 down. I need you here. 110 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,140 All right, fine. 111 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:44,920 But I'm gonna stay home to order me a pizza. 112 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:46,900 And look in here, you little vegan. 113 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:50,050 It's going to be a big old meat lover's pizza, too. 114 00:06:51,690 --> 00:06:56,150 Fine. I just don't want to be alone with Jennifer because I promised her I'd 115 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:57,150 have sex tonight. 116 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:01,070 You are still running that scam. 117 00:07:01,670 --> 00:07:03,430 Damn, this ain't a cocktail party. 118 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:05,390 It's a cock block party. 119 00:07:07,430 --> 00:07:08,930 No, you guys don't understand. 120 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:11,010 I'm trying to save her life. 121 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:12,950 I mean, I'm doing something important. 122 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:14,390 More important than... 123 00:07:15,349 --> 00:07:18,030 Okay, well, you and Tony are raising kids, but it's more important than 124 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,030 Joan's doing. 125 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:22,370 If I tell her the truth, she might kill herself. 126 00:07:22,770 --> 00:07:24,050 Is there going to be food at the funeral? 127 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:28,430 Maya, you know I get evil when I'm hungry. 128 00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:34,090 Lynn, you can't keep deceiving Jennifer like this, okay? 129 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,730 It's not fair to her, and it's not doing you any good. 130 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:38,770 Look, we'll just talk about it later, all right? 131 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:42,110 Talk about what? I screwed up. I said I was sorry. 132 00:07:42,430 --> 00:07:43,850 Can we drop? We're at the party now. 133 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:48,460 Two kids are having trouble. 134 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:51,860 Yeah, he's all mad at me. 135 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,300 Well, of course I'm mad at you. 136 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,520 One of my biggest clients sits on the board at FIDM. 137 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:00,440 I set up a lunch so that he could meet Jasmine. She doesn't even show up. 138 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:02,820 It's not like I flaked. I had an audition. 139 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,480 That was the cattle call. Half of L .A. was there. 140 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:09,040 I told you I always want to act with Johnny Depp. 141 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:12,080 And they liked me. I read my line really well. 142 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,040 Will that be all? 143 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:18,850 You made me look like a fool in front of one of my biggest clients. 144 00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:22,090 You know, we shouldn't even come here tonight. Let's just go. 145 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:23,390 Maybe I don't want to go. 146 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:27,070 Fine. Stay. 147 00:08:27,890 --> 00:08:29,430 Maybe Johnny Depp will give you a ride home. 148 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:34,669 Man, can you believe him? He's totally overreacting. 149 00:08:35,289 --> 00:08:40,390 Jasmine, look, um, I know William really well. 150 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:44,450 And for him to leave like that, you must have done something to really upset 151 00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:46,080 him. Oh, God. 152 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,860 No, I feel terrible. 153 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:52,400 And after everything he's been doing to help me, he gave me a list of books to 154 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:56,440 read, he picked out some new clothes for me, and he even told me how to vote on 155 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,000 Governor Schwarzenegger's referendum. 156 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:04,020 Sounds to me like he's being a little bit controlling. 157 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:05,640 What? A girl. 158 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,480 Listen. 159 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:14,640 What she's saying is he's trying to mold you into his little Stepford wife. 160 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,040 See, sweetie, this is how men do. 161 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:22,060 You know, my man was always trying to tell me what to do, okay? But you know 162 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:26,920 what? I had to let his controlling ass go, all right? I had to school him. 163 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,620 And when he learned, 164 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:30,780 I let him come back. 165 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,200 Didn't he leave you because you cheated on him? 166 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:38,000 Shut up, Tony. I'm making a point. 167 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:42,080 Ann. It is a very good point, okay? 168 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:49,640 I mean, that's why I can't stay in a relationship, because men are always 169 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:50,640 to control me. 170 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:55,020 Um, sweetie, for the sake of making a point, I'm gonna let that little 171 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:56,660 delusional crap go unchallenged. 172 00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:00,980 Look, girl, how old are you? 173 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,200 Twenty and a half. 174 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:05,860 See, I'm only a couple years older, but, um... 175 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:09,830 At our age, we have to find our own way. You know, make our own mistakes. 176 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,450 That's why I left my husband. 177 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:12,690 Because he's a mistake. 178 00:10:13,770 --> 00:10:16,090 Humans should not marry elves. 179 00:10:16,630 --> 00:10:21,850 The point is, Jasmine, this is your journey, not William's journey. 180 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:25,130 You can't let him call the shots. You can't let any man call the shots. 181 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:27,830 He's trying to pull a Pygmalion on you. 182 00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:29,050 What? 183 00:10:29,570 --> 00:10:31,650 Pygmalion. It's a play by George Bernard Shaw. 184 00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:33,110 Who? 185 00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:37,380 It's a play where the man molds the woman. 186 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:40,300 They turned it into a musical. My Fair Lady. 187 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,840 Oh, yeah. 188 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:45,820 By Lerner and Lowe. 189 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:51,080 Okay, I didn't mean to get y 'all lost in the headlights. 190 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,320 Okay. 191 00:10:53,360 --> 00:11:00,240 What I'm saying is you can't let him control you. You need 192 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,480 to live your own life. 193 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,100 You guys are right. 194 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:04,870 I'm going to sleep with Jennifer. 195 00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:11,170 What? I need to take control, stop being delusional, embark on my own journey, 196 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:12,470 read George Bernard Shaw. 197 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,270 Is that what we've all been talking about? 198 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:18,670 Oh, hey, Jasmine, when you get here. 199 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,310 Wow. 200 00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:28,310 That was really great. 201 00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:31,090 Yeah, I'm so glad you called. 202 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,440 Being mad at each other really bummed me out. 203 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,140 Well, I did some damage control. 204 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:43,280 I called my client, apologized profusely on your behalf, and you're still 205 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,280 willing to meet with him. 206 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,100 I've been thinking. 207 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,960 I'm not sure I want to go to fashion school. 208 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,480 What? 209 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,600 We discussed this. We agreed. 210 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,540 No, you told me. 211 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:02,810 Excuse me, Jasmine, if you want to be with a senior partner, you've got to get 212 00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:03,810 your life together. 213 00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:09,030 This is my journey, William, not your journey. 214 00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:12,330 And at my age, I need to make my own mistakes. 215 00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:17,090 And you need to stop trying to mold me like you men do. 216 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,510 Jasmine, I'm just trying to help you. No, you're not. 217 00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:23,130 You're doing a Pygmalion. 218 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:24,970 A what? 219 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,350 Pygmalion. It's a play by George Bernard Shaw. 220 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,780 Rob Lowe made it into My Fair Lady. 221 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,580 My Fair Joan. 222 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,680 Heifers. 223 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,580 Excuse me? You heard me, Heifer. 224 00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:51,520 William, we do not have time for your shenanigans, okay? 225 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,860 The girls are here, and they're helping me spitball ideas on how to save the 226 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:59,250 restaurant. Why don't you change the name of it to the Evilina Cantina? 227 00:13:01,390 --> 00:13:04,670 You can lure innocent young girls full of hope and promise. 228 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:08,030 Corrupt their minds with your gin -soaked cynicism. 229 00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:10,910 Is this about your little girlfriend? 230 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,410 Of course it's about my little girlfriend. You're trying to turn her 231 00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:16,750 No, we're trying to turn her for herself. 232 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:27,510 Please, no. 233 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:31,590 Listen, okay, you can't mold her, William. She's not a piece of clay. 234 00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,050 She's a woman. 235 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:34,390 I will be soon. 236 00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:37,530 I'm trying to mold her. 237 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:40,930 You're the ones poisoning her mind with your bitterness and disappointment. 238 00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:44,750 Okay, first of all, don't be hurling bitterness and disappointment at me. 239 00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:46,230 That's Joan. 240 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:51,830 We were just trying to enlighten her, William, with how you men do. 241 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:57,520 Yeah, well, if I'm... disappointed, it's because men have disappointed me. Am I 242 00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:58,900 right? Am I right? What? 243 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,800 You've got to stop doing that. It's only going to lead to more disappointment. 244 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:08,940 Just stop. 245 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:13,560 Look, let's say men have disappointed you. 246 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,980 Is it fair for you to put all that on her? 247 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:19,020 Well, is it fair for you to put your expectations on her? 248 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,680 At least I'm trying to turn her into something positive. 249 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:26,940 You're turning her into the kind of bitter, joyless, man -hating woman I'm 250 00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:27,940 trying to escape from. 251 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,680 Well, if you don't let her live her own life, then in five years she's going to 252 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,020 be trying to escape from you. 253 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:38,060 Yeah, and take half your money and move off to Ojai with her yoga instructor. 254 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,220 I've seen it happen. I've sold those houses. 255 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,720 You're trying to steal her innocence, William. 256 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,380 I'm not trying to steal her innocence. I'm trying to help her. 257 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,120 Look, I'm tired of looking. 258 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:55,320 For the right woman. What's wrong with me trying to make her... Oh, my God, I'm 259 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,320 stealing her innocence. 260 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:09,780 Lynn, you can do this. You promised her. 261 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,340 It's just sex. 262 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,260 Just get nasty with it. 263 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:16,160 Get dirty with it. 264 00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:17,740 Be a bitch. 265 00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:23,729 What are you doing? 266 00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:24,830 Being your bitch. 267 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:27,010 Take me. 268 00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:28,990 Um, okay. 269 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:34,470 You ready? 270 00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:41,170 I'm ready to make love to my life partner, my soulmate, my essence. 271 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:42,990 I love you, Lynn. 272 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:46,030 I have to pee. 273 00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:49,470 That's okay. You take your time. 274 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,080 do this, Jennifer. 275 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,520 You can be a lesbian. 276 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,480 You've pretended this long. You may as well go the distance. 277 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,280 You saved your life. 278 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,320 Who cares about you? You can kiss a woman. 279 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:10,580 You want to? 280 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,380 Everything okay? 281 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,780 Yeah, totally. You? 282 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,200 Yeah, great. 283 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,520 Ready to do this? 284 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:20,920 Oh, I'm ready. 285 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,200 Okay. 286 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,280 Thank you. 287 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,850 That's nice. 288 00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:05,430 A little weird to make love to, but you're my bitch, so what the hell? 289 00:17:09,970 --> 00:17:10,990 Okay, what's the matter? 290 00:17:12,089 --> 00:17:13,890 That's a song that I wrote with Finn. 291 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:16,290 Oh, I'm sorry. 292 00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:19,089 You're still kind of hung up on her, aren't you? 293 00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:27,450 Finn's a guy. 294 00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:28,970 I'm not a lesbian. 295 00:17:30,409 --> 00:17:31,770 What? Never have been. 296 00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:33,590 Oh, thank God. 297 00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:36,410 I'm not a lesbian either. 298 00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:40,790 But you've been trying to get with me since day one. I know. I just... I 299 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:41,790 to make you happy. 300 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:47,570 I was so afraid of losing you, and I was willing to do anything just to have 301 00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:50,690 somebody love me, including whoring out my arm. 302 00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:54,290 Oh, my God. Well, that's just crazy. 303 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,410 Yeah, I am. 304 00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:58,390 What's your excuse? 305 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,490 I didn't want you to kill yourself. 306 00:18:01,550 --> 00:18:02,550 Really? 307 00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:04,750 You did all of this just to save me? 308 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:06,830 That's so sweet. 309 00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:09,610 And kind of codependent and sad. 310 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:14,590 Yeah. I kind of had my own issues, too. 311 00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:19,070 When I met you up in that canyon, I had hit rock bottom with everything that had 312 00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:20,070 happened with Finn. 313 00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:23,550 And this whole thing with you is kind of a way to avoid dealing with that. 314 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:25,970 Wow, you're... 315 00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:27,370 Just as messed up as I am. 316 00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:30,830 It makes me feel like I'm not as alone. 317 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:36,290 Yeah. This could be the start of a very twisted, enabling, and ultimately 318 00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:37,290 dangerous friendship. 319 00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:40,310 So, I can stay? 320 00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:42,110 Didn't I just say that? 321 00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:45,010 Good, because I have nowhere else to go. 322 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:47,710 Yeah, well, it's going to cost you. 323 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:49,350 I thought you weren't a lesbian. 324 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,950 I'm not, but I'm still a freak. 325 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:07,190 Jasmine, we've been talking, and I guess I realize that perhaps I was trying to 326 00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:08,750 guide you to an unhealthy extent. 327 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,210 And we realize that perhaps we were, too. 328 00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:15,650 Except the part about men. You know how they can't be trusted. 329 00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:19,930 Tony. Not all men. Just a majority. 330 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:22,370 Of the straight ones. 331 00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:29,130 Anyway, the point is, we're going to have to let you go. 332 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:37,950 What he's saying is, for your own good, you must never, ever talk to us ever 333 00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:38,950 again. 334 00:19:40,270 --> 00:19:41,490 Fly, little bird. 335 00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,210 Be free. 336 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,470 Squirrels must love you guys, because you're nuts. 337 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:51,830 Yes. 338 00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:53,690 Yes, we are.